*coughing*
"Maybe you should stop ingesting so much human hair."
"... what... what are you talking about?!"
"You eat the hair swept off the floor from the hairdresser's!"
"What the HELL are you talking about?!"
"Yeah! I feed it to you while you're sleeping! Because you leave your mouth open and I just stuff it in! It's a good source of protein."
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