On a snowman

Sung: "Sam, Sam, the snowman, he's everyone's favourite winter friend.
Sam, Sam, the snowman, you appeared and made us happy.
Sam, Sam, the snowman, he likes to watch you through your window.
Sam, Sam, the snowman, you were beheaded and then someone peed on you..."

On Ariana Grande

"This sounds a lot like Towel Hair."
"What?"
"Towel Hair.  Towel Her."

On getting ready for bed

" *loud pterodactyl cry* "
"Does that mean you want to go to bed, but do you don't want to actually get ready for bed?"
"...Yes."

On "America's Test Kitchen"

The chef is adding buttermilk powder to a recipe to solve a problem.
"Aaah!  Buttermilk powder!  She's crafty.  ........I don't trust her."