On his nighttime routine

"Why is your sweater wet?"
"I leaned against the bathroom counter... it's always wet after you get ready for bed."
"Oh yeah.  It gets splashy!"
"Why?!"
"...I don't know how to wash my face."

On prom photos

"Hey, here's a picture of me and Mitch at prom!" (10 years ago)
"Oh!  You guys look the same.  Except you.  And... also him."

On "Frozen"

"Who's the one with the hands?  You know, Flashy Flashers?"
".......Elsa..?"
"Yeah, that one."